Read what's on the site.  If you want this great powerful information for free, sign up.  I want to give it to you.  I want you to have more customers, more repeat customers and more sales.  That's all there is to it, so sign up today and I'll send you the videos and a ton more secret information about building your local business like crazy.  Sign up today on the form, just gimme your email and you are IN. See ya on the inside

SOOO, here's what you get in the CustomerPileup course.

• 6 super-effective yet simple ways to get more customers without spending more money (these methods have been proven to work in hundreds of local businesses, and yet are VERY RARELY used... You'll be miles ahead of your competition)
  
  
• 4 almost "no-brainer" ways to get the customers you have to come in more (and they'll be begging to spend more money in your store or practice)
  
  
• How you can "buck the trend" and actually raise your prices in an economic down-turn and end up with much more profits and customer loyalty (we've only taught these methods to our best consulting clients, but now they are yours FREE)  Are we crazy?  YES, Crazy like a fox!
  
  
• Easy yet powerful ways to "guarantee" that you'll know the results of your promotions before you even run them (your competition will have no idea why their store or practice is empty while yours is full).
  
  
• How Yellow Page ads can be your stupidest mistake or one of your biggest profit pullers (if you don't know this you can be throwing thousands of dollars a year down the toilet... if you do know it you can be adding thousands to your bottom line MONTHLY!)
  
  
• How you can literally rob the "big box stores" blind by taking all their customers away for the products you sell (hint... it's NOT about lowering your prices... it's about RAISING them!)
  
  
• How you can pay less rent on your business, be in the "off" streets and make 200% more than your competition who is paying the high rents on Main Street (you'l be able to use what is almost always considered a disadvantage to build your profits!)
  
  
• The little known secrets of keeping your income consistent throughout the year, no matter what business you are in (these secrets alone are worth $10,000 i consulting fees, but are yours FREE with the video series)
  
  
• The fast and easy way to get on the Internet in the right way with the right kind of site (screw this up and you'll be ignored or even BANNEDfrom the search engines... do it right and you'll be swimming in customers begging to spend money with you!).
  
  
• How you can harness the power of "narrow mindedness" to dramatically grow your business within the next year (almost every business and almost every marketing consultant completely messes this up by giving the opposite advice).  Again, think "crazy like a fox!'
  
  
• 4 ways you can get your customers to BEG to refer more people to your business(only 1 in 10,000 business owner does this right... most people use methods which actually eliminate referrals!)
  
  
• Instead of pursuing customers, here's a method to get customers to pursue YOU without fail and almost beat down your doors to buy what you are selling (some people call this "anti-selling" or "anti-advertising" and it works 400% better than advertising or selling... You HAVE to use this method).
  
  
• The guaranteed way of becoming the "go to" person in your industry, so that whenever anyone thinks of the business or service you offer, you are the first person on the top of their mind (thus getting you more referrals and calls than you can possibly handle).
  
  
• 6 super-effective yet simple ways to get more customers without spending more money(these methods have been proven to work in hundreds of local businesses, and yet are VERY RARELY used... You'll be miles ahead of your competition)
  
  
• Here's how to leverage your "local" reputation to humiliate the big corporations and "big box" stores and potentially drive them out of town (hint: it's about something you have that they don't!)  This gets me salivating just thinking about it!
  
  
• The most important "marketing formula" - the most important 3 words ever invented for local marketing success... and how it's not in any way what the "big marketing gurus" have said.  The expensive consultants almost always screw this up (even at outrageous fees!), and yet you are getting the magic 3 word formula for FREE.
  
  
• Wouldn't you like to know EXACTLY how many customers you will have in your shop next Tuesday and next Wednesday... and how to increase those numbers mathematically and in an almost guaranteed way to two or three times that amount?
  
  
• How to cut your advertising budget in half and yet get 2-3 times the value (margin, or your net profits versus expenses, is how you get wealthy instead of merely surviving... and yet almost NO local business owners get this right).
  
  
• How to stop "Praying" that your promotions work and start "guaranteeing" that coupons, val paks, radio and tv ads will get results over and over again (I should charge $10,000 for this - and I have before - but for now it's FREE to you)
  
  
• How do do the "unthinkable" and double your business at the same time other business people are "just trying to survive."  (This can be as simple as changing only 3 pieces of your business puzzle and going "rogue" against your competition).
  
  
• How you can get online fast without breaking your budget... as a matter of fact, you can end up spending less money than you already are.
  
  
• How you can double your business this year without working harder (most people have the mistaken idea that working "harder" is the key, but it really is about working "smarter" - and yet no one before now has told you exactly and in simple terms how to "work smarter"... it's really just a matter of tweaking a few simple things, and not a matter of getting any "smarter."  As a matter of fact you might call it "getting more simple minded."

Plus Much Much More, and All FREE!  Why am I offering this FREE?  Because I believe in Local Communities and Local Business.  I believe that Local Business is the true life blood of our towns. 

AND I'm sick of so-called marketing consultants, Yellow Pages Ad Salesmen, Radio, Newspaper and Television STEALING your hard-earned money sliming you into spending money on marketing methods which do not work.  

I'm angry at these shit weasels... and I'm even more angry at the big box stores and corporations which are killing our local communities, draining your town of energy, money and resources.  It's time to get back at them and this is part of my mission to do so.

The more effective you are the bigger dent you can make in these guys' wallets.  It can be done.  Let's make your business thrive and be incredible... not just survive or worse.  That's why I'm doing this. 

All I'm asking for is your name and email so I can send you these videos and some other Local Marketing information as I gather it.  I'm a man on a mission and I hope you are with me

Sincerely Yours,
Dr. Max

P.S. If you really want to send me the $10,000 for the course instead of getting it for free, my paypal address is Monsterproductivity @ Gmail.com.  Seriously, send me the damn money and I'll fly to your town and get you jump started like a monkey on crack.  But don't be a dumb ass, get all of this FREE instead.

P.P.S. My wife says I should be more courteous and clean and not foul-mouthed.  She's probably right but I am pissed at those shit weasels - big corporations, the big box stores, yes, even big government, for stealing our hard earned money, and I consider it my calling and destiny to tell you the truth and give you what you can really use and not soft-soap any of it.